Naked Profiteering

Did I tell you that competition for no frills flights has reached new heights? Nudist aeroplane trips inspired by Freikorpekultur, or Free Body Culture, are about to have naturists taking off all over. Well, at present only from Erfurt to Usedom on the Baltic, so I'm told. Be advised to bring tea towels or, in Business Class, suitably embossed doilies, to sit on. Passengers can take off once the plane has taken off, if you get my drift. You'll understand that for reasons of health, safety and security, the pilot and cabin crew will keep their kit on, thereby securing all loose tackle for the airline and minimising any distress arising from air pockets or gravity.